This, is an ass.
(yes, chances are a million-to-one it's not your ass, but you have an ass, and this is what an ass looks like. Work with me here, OK?)
This, on the other hand, is a hole in the ground.
Ass...
Hole in the Ground...
ASS
HOLE IN THE GROUND
ASS!!!!
HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!
NOWDO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?